Gogolsatirical archetype
Helpful by default. Adorable by design.
Search, advertising, and ambient helpfulness · Clean-tech optimism, passive-aggressive wellness
Head of Helpful Energy
Scale the company’s most valuable renewable resource: employee enthusiasm that cannot be measured or declined.
Fiction / parody disclosure: Gogol is a fictional parody of a search-and-advertising platform archetype. It is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any real company.
Gogol is hiring a Head of Helpful Energy to protect the emotional tone of a company that already has too many feelings and not enough headcount. You will own culture, wellness, recognition, and the subtle art of making an open-plan office feel like a personal choice.
What you’ll do
Responsibilities
- Design recognition programs cheaper than compensation.
- Run listening sessions and summarize them as positive.
- Align the company’s aura with quarterly growth targets.
- Support employees through mandatory fun.
What we need
Requirements
- 7+ years in people, culture, or brand therapy.
- Able to say ‘we hear you’ while looking at a dashboard.
- Experience turning attrition into a learning moment.
- Certified in at least one breathing technique and one confidentiality technique.
What you get
- Hybrid work with a remote-first philosophy and an on-site expectation.
- Wellness stipend, taxable and monitored.
- One (1) gratitude journal, company-branded.
- The opportunity to be visible during restructuring.
Red flags
- The previous Head of Helpful Energy is now a client.
- The values deck has a chapter on ‘positive silence’.
- Employee engagement is measured by how often employees say they are engaged.
These are also available in the job description.
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